I......DE......MAAAAAND.

I was drunk yesterday, can I still DEMAND a win tonight?

You should at least do some shots first.

no, not after drinking all day saturday and sunday.

I didn't drink all weekend. But I'm drinking now.

Golf, blow and hookers. All for the troops

I got a veteran hooker.

That is so patriotic.

I've had 5 CANS of Capital Brewery's Island Wheat, and a New Glarus IIPA (9.75% ABV).
I'm still waiting for my <damn wife to get me another beer...because I DEMAND IT

You can't post in here unless you're DRUNK.

Now GET OUT!

and come back later...

Alright, I'll switch to hard liquor.

Finished my Spotted Cow and I've switched to Fat Tire.

beer su..cks

You wish.

I'm buzzed...and I would appreciate a win.

Not good enough

When I started this thread last year on, the Brewers were 13-19.

From then until this day last year, they went 28-16 to get to 7 games over .500 and take over sole possession of 1st place in the division.

Fun facts.

I've been drinking Zombies since 11:00 am. I blame my wife, because she's the one who wanted to watch The Rum Diaries! I demand a win today!

Can I demand another round, and a beanball??