You and your "BJ hater" malarkey.
Your pants get as wet (or wetter) over Upton as Ironhead's do!
For the umpteenth time: I simply think Upton is a mediocre centerfielder, that he's always been over-rated, that he's currently overpaid, and that, over eight-plus seasons, he's never improved nor shown any special or "elite" abilities. (And ... for the record ... and among all the other players ... I think Molina and Howell are also very mediocre and bring nothing special to the team.)
Clearly ... Kemp, Gonzalez, Ellsbury, McCutcheon, Granderson, Hamilton, Stubbs, Jones and Victorino are better centerfielders all-around than Upton ... AND ... the Pirates are paying McCutcheon only $500k (and plenty of people consider him in the Top 5 among centerfielders) ... the Reds are only paying Drew Stubbs some $527k (and he's clearly ranked better than Upton) ... Victorino is earning only $3 million with the Phillies (and is ranked higher than Upton) ... and even Gonzalez (ranked second-best to Kemp by many) is being paid only $5 million by the Rockies ($2 million less than Upton) ... and some would certainly claim Adam Jones is better than Upton ... and he's at $6.15 million with the Os.
So ... I'd start putting a very healthy trade package together to dangle in front of, maybe the Pirates, in order to get McCutcheon ... or, maybe, for the Reds in an effort to get Stubbs ... if ... If ... IF ... I choose NOT to sign Upton out of free agency ... OR ... IF I choose to go along with Jennings preference to stay in left. And ... I'd bet the Pirates would be pretty easy to make a deal with. (?)
In any event ... the team wouldn't miss Upton one bit (and didn't while he was on the DL) ... and Molina and Howell bring nothing of significantly special value to the team that any number of other journeymen couldn't bring ... and couldn't bring at a higher level.
(And ... take care of that bleeding heart of yours! You sound like a forlorn social worker ... or a wimpering daycare center operator!)