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    • Blasphemy i know but should they tear down Wrigley?
  • 7/1/12
  • garers

The wife and I went to our annual Cubs game today, hard, and guess what?

THE CUBS PUT SOME URINALS IN THE BATHROOMS! OH, HAPPY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, Hardslide, I totally respect you and others who prefer troughs.

But I am a urinal guy-always have been-that's how I roll.

What a day! We saw Rizzo's first homer, great game by Rizzo, the Cubs won,

AND WE GOT URIBALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • 7/1/12
  • goopygeer
Urinal Troughs?...After a few beers:
About the third inning, I would throw a penny in the trough...
Fourth inning, the penny would still be there---so I would throw in a nickel...
Fifth inning, the penny and nickel would still there---so I would throw in a dime...
Sixth inning, the penny, nickel, and dime would still be there---so now I would throw in a quarter...
Seventh inning---All the coins are gone...
The Mendoza line for picking up money out of a urinal trough is 40 cents...hehe
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  • 7/1/12
  • goopygeer

goopygeer and CuBear on a bridge, taking a leak...
CuBear: "Water sure is cold, huh, goopy?"
goopygeer: "And deep , too!"...

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  • 7/1/12
  • ddevonb

"The Mendoza line for picking up money out of a urinal trough is 40 cents...hehe"

I don't think that was very scientific. The guy might have been willing to go for a nickel had he been there earlier. :)

You assume it was the amount, but maybe it was just the guy.

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  • 7/1/12
  • goopygeer
Nahhh...
I tried this more than once...hehe
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  • 7/1/12
  • ddevonb

It could have also been the amount of beer consumed by the time it reached 40 cents.... so it could be the level of intoxication it took for someone to stick his hand in there.

I would encourage you... next time, closely monitor the restroom, then ask the eventual chump to answer your survey.

This is, after all, for science! :)

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  • 7/1/12
  • rranch
gotta wear those duck boots when nature calls at the friendly confines
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