Peyton Manning was just on Sportscenter and said this:

"It came down to Denver and San Francisco. When I really though about it, the choice became easy when I remember how much I hate those stupid hippies out there. Only homos and bums live in San Francisco."

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7709195/2012-nfl-free-agency-peyton-manning-hates-hippies.html

Any chance Zombie Houston and Zombie Paterno meet in Zombie St. Louis?

Another reason to like Manning. I bet he's a really nice guy. A nice guy who would love to chuck some footballs at the back of the heads of some hippies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdFg6lV-TDg

More episodes may follow, but Joe Pa probably doesn't have any crack or drug paraphernalia on him, so that would be a tough one. Maybe Joe Pa can watch some 10 year old get Sanduskied by a guy who is tripping out on crack?

I wonder if we could get Tulo out of Braun and right that old wrong from 2005.

That's only like half the clip! The cut out the part where he has a tattoo artist put a picture of him on a kids back.

Here is the whole clip: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/united-way/84993/

"I'm not saying I have killed a snitch."

Nyjer Morgan can play all 3 outfield positions at once and hit for a batting title. We don't need anyone in right or left field. What we need is a couple more infielders.

what hoyt are you on the team of?

The idiot team

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