I bet you used all of your available mental faculties to come up with that too, lol.

That is probably why the two of you love each other so much.

I wonder what the ratio of drunk miles to sober miles is on that vehicle. Care to make a guess?

Sounds like Cub Rear wants a divorce.

I'm not sure I buy it either. No Marine would go on like that.

"GPS that was built in"

Navigation System is the term that the auto companies use.

Hey alchy...

does the fact that you have to blow into a special tube before your car starts make your grenada wimpy?

glug glug otis!

Volvo should have the Volvo Vulva...it's for Dikks!