Angiebaby:
The difference between "guts" and "balls."
Guts = you arrive home, late, stinking of booze after a long night out with The Boys. Your wife greets you at the door, broom in hand, expression of contempt on her face...and you look at the broom and then at her and then say, "Going somewhere tonight?"
Balls = you arrive home, late, stinking of booze and women's perfume, with lipstick all over your face and collar. Your wife greets you at the door, broom in hand, expression of contempt on her face...and you look at the broom and then at her and then smack her on the fanny and say, "I like the look, but don't worry, darlin', I promise you're gonna be next..."
Edited 7/22/12 by rispaverse