Said Cub rear as he drove his 1977 pacer to the gey bar to drink Merlot and dance with men in tight leather to songs by The Village People.

Let the record show that Cub Rear didn't try to refute the parts about dancing with men in tight leather at a gey bar to songs by The Village People.

Slander? Nobody believes that you were in the marines. Maybe in the Navy... spooning with other men while listening to the song, "In The Navy" by The Village People.

I bet you used all of your available mental faculties to come up with that too, lol.

That is probably why the two of you love each other so much.

I wonder what the ratio of drunk miles to sober miles is on that vehicle. Care to make a guess?

Sounds like Cub Rear wants a divorce.

I'm not sure I buy it either. No Marine would go on like that.

"GPS that was built in"

Navigation System is the term that the auto companies use.