Sally has no legs and is really a guy. We know the truth about the one leg now.

Legs ain't the only thing "special" doesn't have, but it would be impolite to go into details.

I do enjoy some of our Card fan friends.

you sure are quiet when the Reds are winning, i'm starting to think.... Maybe your not really a Votto fan, but honestly, how can someone "NOT" be a Votto fan?

My avatar is cropped out of Special's family photo. This is his sister Sally from the family portrait. SPECIAL what kind of safe word would you recommend while engaged with this fine piece of river species?