I'm hoping his defense has value.
Helton is going under surgery, Rockies seems like a good fit.
"i wouldn't be surprised to see him wind up in japan."
As in the Team America - World Police movie, he could be James Ron'ry, so Ron'ry, ah so, Ron'ry? ; )
Rockies might be a fit..
Or a team like the rays or yankees that need D
...He could break out the old saxaphone around xmas and play "Deck the halls". That should earn him a few bucks.