I just reported you for that graphic image in my head.
Go in the corner and say 25 Hail Marys. Got it?
"Call Booby Now?"
I just choked on my supper!
As long as Bobby's boobies have a higher OBP or OPS than Delmon Young, I'm all for the acquisition of boobies by any name.
In other words....
Call Bobby (Booby) Abreu now!!!