Fred and Jeff can make no plea
Even asking for some sympathy
With Fred and Jeff, who really knows
Should they be with Bernie, playing dominos
I think theres more for the eye to see

Pitchers and catchers in just days
Then we go back to our baseball ways
It's such a lovely time of year
One that we all love so dear
This time, we'll root for the Toronto Bluejays!

A Blue Jays fan I could never be
Even though I'll miss Dickey
A Mets fan always, to the core
Always shouting for a little more
Guess its the Jays for you and the Mets for me

No, no, you don't understand
The Mets are the best in all the land
But the Jays should beat the Skanks
I want them to empty their tanks
Living in NY, it's the Skanks I can't stand.

I really knew your point of view
And I can't stand the Skankies too
I know the Jays will have their day
And send the Skankies on their way
Lets go Mets for me and you

For the Mets, I will always root
To all the others, I'll give the boot
They have a special place in my heart
That's why from them I'll never part
Maybe soon they'll start spending some loot...

(which may not help)

I've been with them since day one
They've always given me a lot of fun
Fred and Jeff won't spend a dollar
No matter how much the fans will holler
As owners I wish they were done

Me too, I wish they would sell
The team has not been doing too well
They have other priorities
maybe visit sororities (?)
Well, maybe soon, or it'll be <hell!

At Fred and Jeff, I could really curse
In some language so fully terse
I don't know what good it would do
They don't care about me and you
They'll be no loosening of their purse

I know it in Greek!
it's a curse I will seek
But they won't know
what I'm trying to show
So, we'll just call him them freaks!

It's obvious....this is no longer about David.. lol

This post has turned to Jeff and Fred
Although for David its not quite dead
We can talk about him alot
For Fred and Jeff, its a deeper plot
So a thread for David may be better instead

We do what we can :-)

:)

I hope David gets in the Hall of Fame
He's truly excellent at this game
I'm so glad he's on our side
He's full of passion, talent and pride
She better take care of him, his beautiful new dame....

I love getting drunk at halftime
It is my favorite pastime
so now I'm intoxicated running towards police lights
before I can sober up I climb to extreme heights
i contemplate about leaping because there is a birth for every flat line.

Cheers!

Well that really cheered me up :(
Hey great one, wassup?
What's with all this talk
Did you hear the new law with the balk?
Did you know I named him Mookie...my little pup?

*good things*

I think the Hall is a bit premature
If he'll make it I'm not sure
A few more years and then we'll see
If he's ready for history
Up until then he's got to do some more

Ya never can tell :-)

Sorry,I just been a little "emo"lately
Awe that's a cute name your the baby
What kind of dog is it may I ask
For my sake, a saint Bernard so it can carry my flask
Just make sure it get its shot for the rabies.

Meh

I know it's early, long way to go
I thought I'd mention it.... so?
He must keep going, can't stop
His numbers must definitely stay on top
More on the high side than on the low...

No, a Saint Bernard he is not
I made sure he got his rabies shot
He's a black toy poodle
He just ate a Chinese noodle
He really was the cutest of the lot...

(he just peed...at least he did it in the bathroom though)

Had to search for our thread
Thought for sure it was dead
So back to David and baseball
Still talking about the Hall
Or another subject instead

It's a good thing for you
to this thread you are true
Another poem and we're set
Hey Gil, is it April yet?
So we can root for the orange and blue!

*I had a long day*