Your mom is so fat she puts her belt on with a boomarang.

It's alright, I understand why you did it.. I would of too. But yes, fun page and World Series for sure!

-But no beer for me.. Never drank in my life.

-You have a good night as well, thanks for the message!

Nathan

I'll let this one slide...

Your mom is so fat, she rolled off both sides of the bed.

:( Stop..

Your mom is so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Keep it coming, I deserve it

Your mom is so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

It must run in the family...

By the way, I predict the Royals will contend this year. I know I will be told I am F Nuts but I spent two weeks in Spring Training, I do it every year. The team and the emotion in Spring Training was amazing, these kids showed that we are going to be the team to beat, I hope soon. Lorenzo Cain put on a hitting performance, showed a little Amos Otis when he was a kid
, home runs where abundant . We need him healthy. Butler, Gordo, Hosmer, no issues, Moose will step it up soon, he is a player. Getz is playing real good right now, perfect timing. Esco is starting to hit. Catching will be fine, not as bad as expected. I wish the would play Mier more, i like him, i think we playing time he could give us a nice surprise. We will contend! Go Blue!

Come on, let's talk baseball.

And no one deserves it!

All right. <But first I would just like to say that when Gordomination32's mom hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

I predict that they will play much better than they have, which is obvious.. I think they will even it out by the all star break and be close to .500.. Not to get to far ahead, but I think in the second half of the season, the only chance we contend is if Montgomery comes up and is a force on the mound, because I believe the starters.. even though they doing alright at the moment, they'll eventually struggle mightily and we will probably have someone go down with an injury in the rotation, either Mendoza, Sanchez, or Paulino again. Other than that, I think the offense will come to life.. hopefully rotation stays the same results besides Mendoza and Sanchez, defense improves, and baserunning miscues are limited.