Why do we keep loosing!!!!????

Oh gawd!!!!!

My gf likes the cubs.
Im leavin her ars!!!!!

Sob

The dam.space bar.on my fkn an myphone is too small an my fingers.r.too fat
An I keep typin.dots!!!!!!!!!

AaaAaaaazaa .

Dear dusty ..welcome!
ps.
if you win the world series..you can pick whoever you want for the allstar game.

food for thought.

Reds trolls can use this thread as a tissue.

tissue?

Sniff?

It's just not fair!!!! <sniff> Cueto should have been all star!! <sniffle> It must be that evil LaRussa!!! He's such a meanie pants!!!! <waaaaaahahaa>

Ok, so take me through it. What is it gonna feel like to win more games than the Cards and then be knocked out in the first round again? Thats the best case scenario, right? How is that gonna feel? I cant imagine the elation.

Just leave it in the corner of your living room like you do with all your other bowel movements.

Whole Reds board celebrating Carps surgery. That board is pretty much Jonny Gomes in digital form.

"I'm hoping for a mass outbreak of cancer in Saint Louis."

eww, i bet it has that chili in it

"Actually i am going to wipe my butt with this thread and toss it on your door step."

You should put it in a paper bag, set it on fire, ring the doorbell and then run.

Do they teach you nothing in Cincinnati?

with that stuff in it, probably makes livestock manure smell good.

How's the Ohio River doing? Is it rising because of all the crybabies from Stinkinatti crying about the Kicker and WLBBP not making the All-Star game. I thought maybe the U. S. Corps of Engineers may need to be alerted if the river rose too much.

sick mothers in Stinkinatti.

backing up the Mystery Machine loaded with tissues. These have aloe vera for soothing and softness. Won't make your nose cinncinati "RED".

Hey hows first place?