I saw that on the news break! That's right by friend's old apartment.

Lucky he moved out...

Beware the dangers of overconsuming...

<http://gma.yahoo.com/video/news-26797925/colorado-college-student-shot-while-trespassing-29473431.html

It actually happened on my old street. My dad got called into work early because of it.

Favorite Cardinal fan Memorial Day recipe:

1 - Roadkill of choice, preferably 4 days or less

1 - Open fire pit or oil drum

1 - Gallon of gas (stolen or sourced from your El Camino)

1 - Sober or semi-sober person to light gasoline

2 - 30 Packs of Busch Light per person

1 - Extra large container of burn balm

Don't forget the meth.

That's stereotyping

<http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/unplugged/witness-mesmerizing-journey-slinky-treadmill-180854090.html

Yes...I cheered for the slinky

Pretty cool! The slinky did very well!

http://www.witchdating.com/

<There's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off
There's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off
There's a dozen on my cousin's
I can hear the bastards buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off!

What is that from? A guy I used to work with sang it all the time. I thought it was just something he made up.

I learned it in Sunday school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMlIItNjm3c

http://femalefreedom.ca/default.htm?sf4435814=1

http://sfrfaceplant.tumblr.com/post/23942178738/this-is-also-the-very-first-mlp-plushie-to-feature

Haa I have heard about that. Good for some situations like camping I guess. lol

Finally!

It's 2012 for God's sake...time for equality.

I'm going to start sitting down when I poop just to support my sisters in the struggle.

I dunno if I could put it back in my pocket to use later though, like it says. That gives me pause.

Inner Ear Itch?

"I had this problem for quite awhile and used Q-tips to help. I worked in a hospital and went to the ER. and asked one of the doctors to check it out for me. She said my ear canal was "clean as a whistle". The problem?-too LITTLE ear wax from overuse of the Q-tips. I stopped using them and the problem resolved."

- From the Internet...so it must be true