A Small Town Wants to Change F**king Name

F**kingers - there are only 104 of them - have tired of the giggles and endless jokes that follow the mention of their village, which is properly pronounced Fooking.

<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

I just got my Earth Week hippy on. I planted 12 trees today. With my wife and daughter's "help."

Did you also smoke those trees?

Ten years ago I would have. Unfortunately, I grew up.

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My wife and I went to Como Zoo today in St. Paul and it was cold and rainy, which was great because there weren't a whole lot of people there. I got to see a baby chimp wake up another chimp by dry humping it. Apparently, it's cute when a baby chimp ra.pes an adult chimp.

Here you go sir.

Oh, pull out your meat.

Oh yeah, did you remember to pull your meat?

Like I'm going to forget to do THAT!

I had a dream last night that I went to a Brewers game...but it was all women players.
It was against Atlanta and they were wearing retro jerseys.
It was not Miller Park...it looked like some sort of cheap minor league stadium.
Atlanta was AWFUL. The first Brewers batter hit an infield double.
One of the Brewers batters was in a wheelchair...and she hit for a single in the 1st inning too.
Max was there too. He talked to me a little before the game, but I didn't see him again after that.
I think Erin was one of the Brewers players...

But did you see chimp ra.pe?

I probably will tonight.
Thanks, jerk.

Oh, but it's funny cuz it's a baby banging an adult. Now turn it into people and try to imagine that.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

How far do you live from Gordon?

About 2.5 hours. From my parent it's about an hourish.

Darn. A little far to meet up for a drink or 9 when I'm up there next month.

If I didn't have school my wife and I could go camping at Gordon St. Park. We really like it there. But it just won't happen until Juneish.

Cool, what did we talk about?