I'm made of mashed potatoes...that's why I got turned on.

Hard work, lots of practice, and a lucky break or two.

Who knows, you can become a world champion at a lot of odd things.

I want to be a world champion beer drinker, like in Beerfest.

How good are you at drinking games? And can you down das boot? It's 2 liters

In a related note, back in high school someone had a das boot at their house, many of us tried but no one ever came even close finishing it.

Never done a boot but I'd like to try. There's no way I could finish one.

Has anyone done a disc race before? You can fill a frisbee up with 4 beers and see who is able to finish it first.

A frisbee can hold 4 beers? No way. I will try that at some point this summer.

Yeah, I didn't believe it until I actually saw it.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/alabama-championship-trophy-falls-down-goes-boom-005055920.html

lol

Shouldn't feel bad, they'll win one again this year or next.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=__HeE6NWmDE#!

Pretty sure this is worse than Rebecca Black

I think it is a great message.

At least the girls look good.

Dylan Favre, nephew of the 'ol dongslinger and former Mississippi State third stringer, has been arrested with possession and intent to distribute drugs. What a family

Haha I'm shocked Favre didn't get in anymore trouble than he did. I wonder if his sister is still making meth or is she in jail?

Tomorrow is our Prom (on 4/20 haha) which I wisely decided not to go to. And we are apparantly famous now for this breathalyzing thing we are doing to prevent students from drinking that CNN is talking about us. But the thing is that other schools are already doing this so it isn't some revolutionary thing.

http://schoolsofthought.blogs.cnn.com/2012/04/11/been-drinking-forget-prom/

The comments are the best part of that article I posted.

Gutz

At my prom the prom king got so drunk he woke up with no clothes on in an alley in Cleveland the next morning.
How do I know? I was the prom king...

w.tf!?!