"Lol, Lawrie and another prospect. Right..."
I lol'd too.
First I'd heard of these types of comments though. Source Jayson Stark:
"I needed a fresh start. I needed a new team," said Blue Jays third baseman Brett Lawrie to ESPN's Jayson Stark about his trade from the Brewers. Lawrie feels Milwaukee tried to change his effusive personality, though GM Doug Melvin disagrees.
Google "Cotts Contracts"
All of your needs will be satisfied.