"I don't know about you, but even the casual fans I hang out with have enough common sense to realize that RBI's are practically useless"
They realize it's a situational thing, but also feel like part of it (not all obviously) has to do with clutch. I'm a believer in clutch although I know RBI are fairly useless, so I can still have a pleasant and useful conversation using RBI.
"<WTF on everything else you just said."
Why? I enjoy Tabby especially compared to many of the other colour guys I've listened to. His scouting is pretty solid and he has a nice sense of humour which I enjoy.