I imagine A-Rod as a "pan". One of those guys with goat legs that plays a flute.

O'Flaherty is a Leprechaun; Melky, a ring-bearing Hobbit; Fredi's obviously a wizard.

Absolutely agree! I can't believe they are only leading 8-0, and those bums couldn't even get 6 runs in the 1st inning... only 5. The fans should be ashamed of themselves for voting for such a sorry group of losers. I can't wait 'til this game is over.

/keeping-fingers-crossed>

Martin Prado is a Chupacabra.