" I'm hilarious and people will accept that soon enough."

That made me laugh.

Not really speechless, just didn't want to cane the geezer in front of all his mates. lol

He's the most modest person he knows.. He's the best at being modest.

I'm sorry. Cant wait for tomorrow!

I have to give him credit for that line, it was funny, intentionally or not. lol

"Well yesterday everyone made it very clear for me to keep it short"

is that all people told you? because thats the only thing that changed

"You must've been raised by a cactus."

thats a good line. maybe you should insult people because your insults are pretty funny and original. im being completely serious too

be honest, have you ever told a joke to somebody where they actually laughed?

Well good! I'm glad. If you prefer to laugh at me, at least I'll get the satisfcation of knowing you think I'm at least mildly amusing.

I know. I feel bad. I think we all should give him another chance. He can't get any worse :)

I dig.

"be honest, have you ever told a joke to somebody where they actually laughed?"

Yes, tons of time. I'm being completely honest. You simply have no sense of humor because I've been told by MANY people that I'm funny. I don't care if you believe me or not.

"Well good! I'm glad. If you prefer to laugh at me, at least I'll get the satisfcation of knowing you think I'm at least mildly amusing."

I truly admire your effort and I do give you credit for at least creating threads in which funny things were said.

Here, try this: www.funnylines-toimpresspeopleonmessageboards.com

HTH. TAR

Ok, I'll have tomatoes ready just in case.

"He's the most modest person he knows.. He's the best at being modest."

Who said anything about being modest?

I take it you liked it?

well i do have to admit that this thread, and last nights thread was very entertaining. can you start a weekly thread once the season starts?

Guess what?

Well the point of the thread was for people to actually enjoy the material. But I suppose I could do that.