Because it's a brand new year and it's unfair to our Y*nkees comprades to keep having this old thread *bumped*. My resolution for 2013 will be to not *bump* this thread any longer... starting... NOW!
(Of course, my New Year's Resolution for 2012 was to stop being such a sarcastic wise-guy.)
You broke your resolution too!
I did too
That is not a cow, that is his wife!