I'm rubber, you're glue
It bounces off me, and sticks to you
I don't care
not at all, I swear!
For what we're doing, I have no clue!

what?

Don't encourage this. These are nursery school rhymes.

..and here he is...

You're late!

Aw Alf, its just having a little fun.. by the way, loved your TV show

Ol Alf doesn't like us to rhyme
What else is there in off season time
He seems a bit unhappy
Maybe we'll even get sappy
Next limerick is yours, not mine

It's January, and it's kinda slow
can't wait for the games to start to flow
And as summer heats
we'll hand out the defeats :)
And our faces will be all aglow...

*wishful thinking*

Its wishful thinking each day
To watch them as they play
You want them to win
A loss is a sin
Maybe David can show them the way

its good to be positive even when you're not

This is how we start ever year
So hopeful, don't shed a tear
Then they tire
when they get down to the wire
Then we go get the six-pack of beer...

C'mon Lizz, lets give them a cheer
Its already that time of year
Its not yet June
They've yet to swoon
By the way, I'll buy the beer

I'll take you up on that
When our team comes to bat
We can drink and be merry
then take the Staten Island Ferry
and be there in 10 minutes flat

where? lol

Oh this could be a date
These limericks, some kind of fate
The Mets will play
We'll make it a day
Just have to make sure I'm not late

You name it lol

You better not be late!
I'll be in a <pissed off state
Then the Mets will win
we'll get us some din
Just make sure you wait at the gate...

I don't know why...lol

I'll be there, don't you see
Its the Mets, then dinner for you and me
Maybe wine, a glass or two
A day and night for me and you
Its all so easy when we both agree

check the winelist :-)

Yes, I'd like a glass of wine
One that's white and dry and fine
Maybe a Pinot Grigio
we'll invite Craig Biggio
And some feta cheese in the white, salty brine

:)

Oh, Lizzzie, you're on FIRE!

I'll think of something to throw in...

There's snow on the diamond at Citi.
The Mets' future ain't looking pretty.
Because of Wilpon,
Our knuckler is gone,
But we're trying not to feel too sh___ty!

The wine selected seems just right
Maybe even a little candlelight
As for Biggio, we'll have to see
This date is just for you and me
Besides I think he has a date that night

CAMetgirl you came on this thread
While I lay sleeping in my bed
You are a Mets fan it would seem
With a World Series still a dream
Keep that thought, the Mets ain't dead

roses are red, violets are blue, so's fred's face when the bond payments are due.

Not to worry, Gil. Ask anybody, I am an optimist. No shame in my game. Just hate our owners.