"My parents have been happily married for 32 years. They came to America with no money, and are quite successful. I'm very proud of everything they've achieved."
You just can't stop yourself, can you? No one cares about your personal life, and there is no reason to constantly bring it up. Why doesn't anyone else feel the need to constantly do so?
It was cheesy enough when you were bragging about your job, which contributes absolutely nothing to society - it's a lot worse now that you're subjecting your own parents to this nonsense without their consent.
"It's laughable that you have nothing else to talk about on a baseball forum than the parents of other members. You are the definition of a loser."
Says the guy who constantly talks about himself after being repeatedly told over and over by the majority of this board that they do not care.
"Saz, you had a child before getting married. Who raised you, wolves?"
This is a new low for you, really. Let us know when you reach sainthood so we won't be offended when you insult the parents of someone you don't even know, as a result of a situation you know nothing about.
You really have to grow up.