I'm still laughing! Can't help it but all these scenarios keep popping up in my head!

Oof...great choices by all!

Another candidate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjBY1YVt28g

How about "Stand up & shout" Ronnie James Dio

Always look on the bright side of life.

The losers by warrior soul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaDsh0IZ020&feature=share

How about "You give love a bad name" by Bon Jovi..."Shot through the heart and you're to blame..."

"Loser"-Grateful Dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV0I44Md4DY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Ringling brother's Three ring circus theme song

Here I go again- Whitesnake
Paranoid- Black Sabbath
Help- The Beatles.... Help, I need somebody- Help, anybody! Helllllllllpppppp.... LOL

'Another one bites the dust' but in retrospect, not the hitters but the relievers themselves.

Taps
Take This Job and Shove It

"Even the Losers (get lucky sometimes)" by Tom Petty

I'm A Loser - The Beatles
Loser - Beck
Unforgiven - Metallica
Death On Two Legs - Queen
Born Under A Bad Sign - Cream
Trampled Under Foot - Led Zeppelin
The Last Worthless Evening - Don Henley (We can only hope)
I Wish It Would Rain Down - Phil Collins
Crawling From The Wreckage - Dave Edmunds
Just Another Nervous Wreck - Supertramp
You Wreck Me - Tom Petty
Make It Stop (September's Children) - Rise Against
Had To Cry Today - Blind Faith
If I Had A Million Dollars - Barenaked Ladies
Shakey Ground - Temptations
Breakdown - Tom Petty
Dead Man's Party - Oingo Boingo
Deadbeat Club - The B-52's
All Dead, All Dead - Queen
Breakdown Dead Ahead - Boz Scaggs
Cruel Summer - Bananarama
So Cruel - U2
Who's Crying Now - Journey
No Use In Crying - The Rolling Stones
Don't Cry - Seal
Big Girls Don't Cry - Four Seasons
Boys Don't Cry - The Cure
Crying, Waiting, Hoping - Buddy Holly
I'll Cry Instead - The Beatles
What Have I Done To Deserve This - Pet Shop Boys
The Devil You Know - Jesus Jones
Mr. Dieingly Sad - The Critters
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - ACDC
Kiss The Dirt (Falling Down The Mountain) - INXS
Damned If I Do - Alan Parsons Project
Doctor! Doctor! - Thompson Twins
The Damage Is Done - Foreigner
Don't Let Me Down - The Beatles
You Don't Have To Cry - Crosby Stills and Nash
Helplessly Hoping - Crosby Stills and Nash
Don't Bring Me Down - The Animals
Crashing Down - Mat Kearney
Crumblin' Down - John Mellencamp
Running On Empty - Jackson Browne
The End - Doors
The End - Beatles....

At least for now...I'll find a few more.

Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day
My Own Worst Enemy - Lit
Here's Where The Story Ends - The Sundays
Had Enough - The Who
Ain't Good Enough For You - Bruce Springsteen
Fall To Pieces - Avril Lavigne
Falling To Pieces - Faith No More
Falling To Pieces - Velvet Revolver
Tears Are Falling - Kiss
Tracks Of My Tears - Smokey Robinson
Tears Of A Clown - Smokey Robinson
Everything Falls Apart - Dog's Eye View
Bitter Tears - INXS
Tears On My Pillow - Little Anthony And The Imperials
Tears Of Rage - The Band
Driven To Tears - The Police
Here Come Those Tears Again - Jackson Browne
As Tears Go By - The Rolling Stones
Drown In My Own Tears - Smithereens
Hurt So Bad - Little Anthony And The Imperials
Heartbreaker - The Rolling Stones
Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin
Bringing On The Heartbreak - Def Leppard

The End - The Beatles
The End - The Doors....

At least for now...I'll find a few more.

Eve of Destruction - Barry McGuire
Everybody Hurts- R.E.M.
Nothing Ever Hurt Like You - James Morrison
Love Hurts - Nazareth
Love Hurts - Incubus
Isn't It A Pity - George Harrison
If It Happens Again - UB40
Say It Ain't So - Weezer
It's Over - Roy Orbison
It's All Over Now, Baby Blue - Bob Dylan
It's All Over Now - Rolling Stones
It's A Shame - The Spinners
Ain't That A Shame - Fats Domino
What A Shame About Me - Steely Dan

The End - The Beatles
The End - The Doors....

At least for now...I'll find a few more.

The "someone call 9-1-1 now" clip from whatever skrillex song that is

I can't tell you why - Eagles
Take lots with alcohol - Alkaline trio
Paranoia Paranoia - Harvey Danger
What Happened? - Sublime
Basketball - Kurtis Blow (It seems sometimes thats how many runs they give up)
Too High - Stevie Wonder
Theme from Looney Tunes
Day Dreaming - Aretha Franklin
Walk - Pantera