Kim transports Red and Harold into the Venting Car and proceeds into the Cyberbar with Spaulding. She turns on the lights and cannot believe her eyes as she looks on at what was left of the Cyberbar. There was duct tape everywhere, in the middle of the room was a kiddie pool with a foot high ring of tinfoiled cardboard around it and filled with water. There was a step ladder duct taped to it and 4 vacuum cleaners duct taped to the side with the hoses going through the cardboard.
KIM: My god what have they done???? These guys tried to make a Jacuzzi, there must be 200 dollars with of duct tape here!!
SPAULDING: Whoever they are, they are very industrious.
There are pullies and on the ceiling beams and the chairs have ropes attached to them and there are tubes leading from the bar to the chairs in front of the T.V. She sits down in one of the chairs and pulls the lever that is hanging about a foot over the arm rest. There is a noise from behind the bar and a bottle of beer travels through the tube and drops into the cup holder that Red cut right into the arm rest itself.
KIM: This is kind of cool… I wonder what this one does.
She pulls the lever on the other side of the chair, a large weight comes down as the chair is now moving toward the washroom. As it comes in it trips something else and this hook grabs her and next thing she knows she is standing in front of the toilet.
KIM: Obviously this is for GUYS ONLY….
SPAULDING: Your friends????
KIM: Yes, yes, I’ve seen quite enough, 5714 is gonna to have a kitten when he sees all this.
She moves the table that hides the trap door to 1993 and climbs down.
SPAULDING: Whatever you do, do not turn suddenly.
KIM: Why??
SPAULDING: It’s how you enter the other baseball cities.
KIM: Where are they now??
SPAULDING: They have been entering all of the various baseball stadiums of 1993 but some are out of sync with center of it, which is here.
KIM: Is this why they have lost all this time?
SPAULDING: Yes and it’s become more unstable.
KIM: Why?
SPAULDING: It’s closing…
KIM: Are we safe?
SPAULDING: Yes, the further away you are the more dangerous it is……Your friends are in danger.
KIM: I can’t reach them, where are they?
SPAULDING: They are about to go to California, if they do, they will be absorbed.
KIM: Absorbed?
SPAULDING: Die
KIM: I don’t understand, why California??
SPAULDING: The time bubble is closing and even though the gate to California is still there, there is nothing beyond the gate but the void itself where their energy will be absorbed.
KIM: SCOTTY!!! SCOTTY!!! I don’t know what to do!!!
SPAULDING: You have to transport them out.
KIM: I’m trying but I don’t know how!!
Her tricorder begins to glow the same color as Spaulding and the readings and setting on the screen are changing so fast that Kim can’t read them.
Meanwhile in the main gate way to California.
EXPOS: Alright, lets go check out the Angels…
Scotty is slowly following and trying to reach Kim, he can hear her voice but it’s so faint he can’t make it out.
SCOTTY: Kim, I can’t hear you lass.
5714 is still worried if he locked the door or not.
5714: I really don’t think I locked it.
WINIWALT: Enough already, god we’ve only been down here a couple of hours, like come on, let’s enjoy some California sunshine.
5714: Alright…but I don’t like having that in the back of my mind.
EXPOS: Alright boys, we are here, say hello to hot girls in the hot weather.
Scotty is still trying to make out what Kim is saying, he turns up the volume to maximum.
KIM: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s so loud and sudden that it freezes everyone.
SCOTTY: Kim, can you hear me???
All he hears is static, everyone waits but it’s nothing but static, after a minute and half Expos gets impatient and goes to walk through the gateway as they dematerialize….
Meanwhile back in the corridor to 1993, Kim is yelling into the no longer glowing tricorder.
KIM: SCOTTY!! SCOTTY!!...(looks at the readings) They are in engineering, you did it Spaulding!!
SPAULDING: So they are safe?
Looks at the tricorder again.
KIM: According to this, yes..
SPAULDING: Thank you Kim, it was nice talking to you.
KIM: It was nice talking to you t………..
Kim softly falls to the ground as the glow from Spaulding goes away as it just sits resting against her.
Meanwhile, Expos, Vanland, OTM, Vdub, Bjsrule08, Winiwalt, 5714 and Scotty and Metalchick are all safe standing on the transporter pads.
SCOTTY: She brought us back…(talks into the tricorder) Kim you did it, we’re here……Kim, lass??....She’s in the 93 cooridor and she’s unconscious.
OTM: I’ll get here…
He runs out of 4th car.
SCOTTY: What’s all that crud on top of my control panel and what’s with the work bench??
5714: And the rolls of duct tape..
The sound of a snare drum could be heard as well as some cymbals and a base drum. Everyone is looking around for the source of the music. Winiwalt steps from one transporter pad to another and hears a cymbal. Scotty looks down and also steps onto the pad and it makes the same kind of noise. He then steps on the one beside that and it makes the sound of a snare drum and looks at Winiwalt.
SCOTTY: Is this someone’s idea of a joke??
Winiwalt looks around at the control panel that has a turntable duct taped to it.
WINIWALT: What is going on here?
He notices a crudely made teleprompter made with newspaper rolls and turned by an elastic pully. The paper has the lyrics for Sweet Caroline. Scotty presses power on the 70’s style turn table and the sound of Sweet Caroline fills the room. He looks at the elastic band that is on the spool that is attached to the teleprompter and it begins to turn and is amazingly keeping in time with song.
5714: It’s a crude karaoke machine.
The music is being drowned out by Vanland and Bjsrule08 who are jumping on the transporter pads and making drum noises.
VANLAND: This is so cooool!!!
Winiwalt, Scotty and 5714 are still looking at each other.
5714: It’s a joke, it has to be.
WINIWALT: Yeah it’s a joke alright, I can tell you who too, it starts with a B and ends with an O.
SCOTTY: Sounds like something he would do.
WINIWALT: Go away for an afternoon and look what he does!!!
5714: Calm down, it’s only a joke, you really need to have a better sense of humour, drinks anyone??
WINIWALT: Do you have to ask?
5714: Hopefully a couple drinks will cheer you sour pusses up.
He walks into the Cyberbar and lets out a scream, then comes running back in.
5714: I AM GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!
WINIWALT: I’m sure it’s only a joke, lighten up 5714..
5714: Seeing that Brando is not here, (walks towards Winiwalt, rolling up his sleeves)
WINIWALT: Now 5714, calm down….no, really, 5714???......