Hey, Mike and Dave: Give Tiger fans a real Christmas present.

Call Barry Now!

Or Don Kelly!

<<<<< Hey, Mike and Dave: Give Tiger fans a real Christmas present.

Call Barry Now! >>>>>

Hey Barry, no hall fo fame for you......Merry Xmas....

Love,

Mike & Dave

With all this talk about guns, I should certainly mention the biggest one of all:

Call Barry Now!

<<<<< With all this talk about guns, I should certainly mention the biggest one of all:

Call Barry Now! >>>>>

They talked guns, not tools.......DON'T CALL THAT T(U)RD.....

Berry, Kobernus, Worth, Santiago, Infante, and the no-name candidates for backup catcher are all hitting the weight room and bench-pressing pencils and toilet-paper tubes to prepare for the upcoming season.

Call Barry Now!

The Lions still have Jim Schwartz calling the shots and the soft teddy bears of Smith, Best, Bell, and whoever else they pick up off the street.

Call Barry Now!

<<<<< Berry, Kobernus, Worth, Santiago, Infante, and the no-name candidates for backup catcher are all hitting the weight room and bench-pressing pencils and toilet-paper tubes to prepare for the upcoming season. >>>>>

At this point any of those would be better than that schlub now....I wonder when the cancer is finally going to kick in....

People around here are talking about using Omar Infante, with his big .283 On-Base and .668 OPS, as a corner outfielder? Get serious.

Call Barry Now!

Yeah, looking at Omar the last couple days I have come to the same conclusion in regard to having him sharing duties with Dirks in LF.

Berry is already on the roster.

<<<<< People around here are talking about using Omar Infante, with his big .283 On-Base and .668 OPS, as a corner outfielder? Get serious. >>>>>

At this stage, old barriods would be tripping over his feet every third step.....puleeeeezeeee..........

Don Kelly is back.

Call Barry Now!

I'm fairly certian that Don Kelly is a better all around baseball player than the current state of Barry Bonds.

Our lefthanded hitting options are as follows:

The reliable Prince Fielder

The questionable Victor Martinez

The questionable Alex Avila

The questionable Andy Dirks, whom The Coot doesn't seem to like

The feeble Don Kelly

The dubious Brennan Boesch

The wimpy Ramon Santiago.

That is not enough.

Call Barry Now!

Do you mean the "dead to the MLB" Barriods Bonds?.......

Call Berry NOW!

Barry wants to become the first Zombie to play in MLB.

Even though he swings lefty, I omitted him from the list because I couldn't think of a sufficiently unflattering adjective for him.

Better to have Barry stinking up a spot on the 40 man, than Brandon Inge.