Never. He's washed up.

how's that supposed to happen when he can't get strikeouts

I'm guessing the slurping ends when he throws his next clunker?
Where are all the Scherzer threads?

Rick: 9/16 Quality Starts
Max: 10/16 Quality Starts

Rick and Max really turning it on recently, if Fister can return to form our 1-4 pitching looks like it can really win us games consistently

Who is Pocello?

He looked awful yesterday. Mowing right through them like that. The umps were calling the low striked, and he was moving that ball around. Looked simply awful getting all those guys out...

Porcello and Scherzer have been better lately, coincidentally, the team hasn't looked as disasterous.

Pocello is that Po' Fello at the bus stop playing the cello.

eatin' jello...

being mello ..but don't tello

drinkin' mello yello .....talkin on his cello....

2 key ingredients for pitching success. Rick keeps his sinker down (like Sat. Night) and Fred Astaire rediscovers his split. I could really go for a tangelo.

Think I'll say hello

Rbit, you've got a cool icon. Still waiting for mine to upload from two weeks ago.

Thanks bud, memories galore

Rick Porcell ERA under 4 = 2017

When he's pitching for the Padres

Smyly is never the same either.

That game Sunday made him show he can't cut it.

4.38 right now. For Po'cello.

But he isn't Inge.