Who is "Booby" Abreu?

Sounds sexy.

I can see why you are watching him intently.

Not to mention the Young brothers.

We signed Santos for his bat.

LOL not often six makes a spelling goof-up.

Maybe he has something else on the mind. Can't say I blame him.

Thinking about Barry's gigantic man-b00bs?

Call Booby Now?

I believe there is usually a charge for that call.

I saw "Booby Watch" and thought this was going to be a thread on a Gene Lamont <nipple slip.

I just reported you for that graphic image in my head.

Go in the corner and say 25 Hail Marys. Got it?

L.MAO!

I was opining for Abreu for 4 years and in this last off season suggested we trade a couple of minor leaguers for him instead of going to arbitration with Young. We needed a lefty hitter to hit 2nd who gets on base and Abreu does that. Boesch has not been successful in the 2 hole and maybe Dirks will be better over time.

"Call Booby Now?"

LOL!!!

I just choked on my supper!

Too funny.

As long as Bobby's boobies have a higher OBP or OPS than Delmon Young, I'm all for the acquisition of boobies by any name.

In other words....

Call Bobby (Booby) Abreu now!!!