I see reality still alludes you Norman.
I'm not concerned.
<Hell if I know.
There's no real qualifications. It kind of just happens I think.
Edit: Well, definitely less intelligent. It's kind of ironic/awkward BTS is even posting in the Claiborne thread considering he scored a 3 on his last entrance exam which is derived directly from the Wonderlic).
"I'm tired of applying to be a Darrell. My Norman application is in the mail. "
You can't even make it as a Darrell and you already want to be a Norman?
It's a tough call... you'll definitely need to become more aggressive and less statsy (you think you can handle that?).
You also have a lot on the line when it comes to Morrow's success this year... We'll have to wait a bit since we wouldn't want another laughing stock like Grant on our hands. Don't get me wrong, I do share your optimism, however, you've stuck your head too far out and have made yourself a bit of a liability as a result.
We'll be notifying you soon.. Don't call us, we'll call you ;)
"What differentiates a Norman from a Darrell anyway?
More ornery, less intelligent?"
You mother ...
How about more confrontational and less azn =P