Sun Tzu: The Art of War

Great reading. I did a book review on it and received accolades for extrapolating the philosophy into business and life settings.

If that doesn't grab your fancy, then Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly, and carry a big stick". In this case, the big stick are Pedro's stats since the creation of this thread. For all of his maniacal bleating of Pedro being a bust, it's best to use what he complains about against him.

He's not the only one. But I'll give him props for his hatred in that unlike the others who go into fox holes and pop out when Pedro goes into a dry spell, he's always there ready to look like a fool on a daily basis.

That is why members of the Pedro Patrol should always be faithful in Pedro.

Wait till they get a load of him next season! Wait till you get a load of my new bet once the off season gets here!!

Pedro already fooled me once this season, I'll wait and see before I trust Pedro. It is nice having that kind of Bat in the line up though, I hope he earns my trust.

13 games of nothing followed by 13 game hot streak, followed by 23 games of almost nothing, followed by 14 games of a hot streak so far. Like I said, I've been fooled once.

He hasn't hit a triple. That means he's terrible. And he wears his hat over his ears. He'll never be any good.

Agreed.

At least he's white and from here... oh, snap

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Chicago???

white and from the Pittsburgh area... ya know, like Don Kelly... we need more of this type... white-from-here supremacy will reign once more on the diamond...

c

Maybe if he changed his name to Pete Alvers and bleached himself he'd be able to hit.

I think Neil Walker has to start having white-and-from-here children to populate our minor league system

c

There used to be a saying......too many latinos on a team...and you can't win a championship....i think that's been proven wrong over the years..

Name changing & bleaching aren't gonna help until he wears that cap correctly.

I'll take a team of 25 Latinos... as long as they're Latinos who are white and from here

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miracle he's hit 15 dingers with his cap like that... you'd think somebody would've said something to him by now... must be a real loner type

c

They'd better be boys, though, because girls just aren't going to be able to get it done, even in the Gulf Coast League.

More than a few times.

I said Latinos... not Latinas... you obviously are not white and from here

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i don't think it's about the race thing.....it's more about ZOLTAN. Pedro sticks with the Z and he'll do just fine.