Sorry, if you read that, I made an enormous mistake. My eyes need a rest I suppose. Anyhow, my big mistake was RBI.....I gave Pedro 14 at first, but my eyes made a 0 out of a 6 somehow.
He has 20 RBI. My bad.
Sun Tzu: The Art of War
Great reading. I did a book review on it and received accolades for extrapolating the philosophy into business and life settings.
If that doesn't grab your fancy, then Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly, and carry a big stick". In this case, the big stick are Pedro's stats since the creation of this thread. For all of his maniacal bleating of Pedro being a bust, it's best to use what he complains about against him.
He's not the only one. But I'll give him props for his hatred in that unlike the others who go into fox holes and pop out when Pedro goes into a dry spell, he's always there ready to look like a fool on a daily basis.
That is why members of the Pedro Patrol should always be faithful in Pedro.
Wait till they get a load of him next season! Wait till you get a load of my new bet once the off season gets here!!
At least he's white and from here... oh, snap
white and from the Pittsburgh area... ya know, like Don Kelly... we need more of this type... white-from-here supremacy will reign once more on the diamond...
I think Neil Walker has to start having white-and-from-here children to populate our minor league system
I'll take a team of 25 Latinos... as long as they're Latinos who are white and from here
miracle he's hit 15 dingers with his cap like that... you'd think somebody would've said something to him by now... must be a real loner type