Mavericks lose to the OKC Thunder in the first round

Warriors are out, lol

Astros looking for their second consecutive series sweep...this one vs the Cardinals.
Nationals looking for a sweep against the Phillies.

Old man Moyer accused the Braves of stealing signs and the Braves bats came to life...burying the Rockies. Chipper Jones said...

"I don't know what the problem was," Jones said. "I was literally having a conversation with the shortstop when he stepped off and said that. I don't know why he's so paranoid. But to be honest with you, every pitch he throws is 78 [mph]. So it's not like we really have to relay signs."

JJ Hardy today was 5-5 2HR

Justin Bieber* just stole home on a pick off attempt at first.

This kid is something to watch.

Justin Bieber* was plunked on the first pitch earlier in the game and now Jordan Zimmerman just got Cole Hamels on a first pitch as he was squaring to bunt.

Both benches have been warned. I doubt anything will come of it.... but, you never know.

Bieber* is due up again in a minute and I think it would be very interesting if something happened again. The Nats and Phils are going to have some exciting match ups this year for the first time in a ..... well, ever.

Wow. I'm sold on Harper. A little blooper into the OF turns into a double. Kid can play.

Sorry, I mean Bieber.

Baltimore Orioles DH Chris Davis went 0-for-8 with five strikeouts in Sunday's marathon win over the Red Sox, but was also the Orioless pitcher of record in a 9-6 victory.

Good lord, all ESPN has done for the last day is talk about how the Heat lost a game

big <fucking deal, who cares that D Wade missed a last second shot, they're up 3-1 in the series after that loss and since Rose went down they've wrapped up the conference anyway.

Guillermo Mota out 100-games.

Positive test

I saw that, another san francisco cheater

That's the REAL reason why Prince wanted to beat him up...
Because he stole Braun's steroids.
LEADER

Coleslaw Hamels admits to hitting Bryce "Justin Beiber" Harper Valley PTA and receives a 5 game (basically zero in reality since he's a pitcher) suspension from MLB.

CLASSLESS

Is Zimmerman going to get suspended too? He obviously hit Hamels too. He just didn't say he did it on purpose.

Not admitting it makes it CLASSY

<I was talking to kid in my Geology class today that I've never talked to before and baseball came up. I said I was a Brewers fan and he told me he was friends with the owners son and went to high school with him. At first I thought, well okay this kid is full of shit, but then I asked him what his name was and he said Dan Attanasio.

Now the simple fact that he knew his name proves nothing.... but, before this came up he told me he was from LA, which would make sense. And most people here would be lucky to tell you 4 or 5 players on the team, let alone the Mark's son's name. I think I believe him.

Anyway, he said he was at NLCS games last year and went in the locker room with Mark afterwards and all kinds of stuff. He is supposed to bring pictures to prove it to me later this week. If he's telling the truth... I might have a new best friend.