Forced? You thought it sounded FORCED? How would you be able to determine that? Are you watching from behind me while I type? And don't give me this load of <crap that you've never spoken to Stengelese, that guy is a horrific joker yet you people treat more like a KING. The only person who is "forced" is you, because you are forcing yourself to not laugh at my exceptional humor. That takes a lot of hatred and courage. Chances are you laughing right now, but you don't want to admit it.

I'll give up when I want to give up thank you very much. I'm funny and there is nothing you or anyone else can say or do that will change that fact.

I'll take that as a four out of five stars. Thank you very much :)

LOL I thought it had to be better to make him do it a second time
I guess there will be a day three then

Hi B

You can take it anyway you want, just voicing my opinion. oh, and you're welcome. :-)

I think he was just speechless :)

Well I was joking that time. Chances are you didn't like it, which is fine by me if that's the case. I'll continue nonetheless.

Or that. Maybe he'll have something to say for Day 3.

Is that a warning that there will be a day three?

forced - trying to make something funny or natural when it isnt
- trying too hard to the point where it detracts from the work

you have way too many low quality jokes crammed in there and you didnt develop any of them. try reading articles from the onion; not my cup of tea either but that seems like your style.

<as far as stenglese goes, idk why you hate him. many comedians are great friends. look at colbert and daily. maybe you two could go tit for tat with eachother with one liners. that way both of your comedic value improves

Yes, and I don't care what Stengelese's Army has to say about it. I'm hilarious and people will accept that soon enough. They're just bitter because I dislike their master.

Ok, lets hope it improves tomorrow. I await with great anticipation.......or with abbreviations in CAPS.

" I'm hilarious "

And modest too by all accounts. Haha.

i kinda like it. not the initial jokes but the comments by "stenglese army" and radios reaction. does that make me a bad person?

Well yesterday everyone made it very clear for me to keep it short, so I don't know how I'm supposed to develop the jokes when I'm not allowed to. Telling "one liners" doesn't develop anything btw. Low quality? Is that so? You must've been raised by a cactus.

" I'm hilarious and people will accept that soon enough."

That made me laugh.

Not really speechless, just didn't want to cane the geezer in front of all his mates. lol

He's the most modest person he knows.. He's the best at being modest.