I'm certainly not going to drink moonshine again, the last time I did I had relations with my sister... that broke my cousin's heart.

I'll answer in a language illegals like you speak:

Chinga te, punta. Lo siento, pero tu eres un pendejo <estupido.

Since when did people from the Midwest start talking like they were from the south? Saint Louis is known to be one of the most neutral speaking cities in America. If you are going to make fun of our city and fan base, you should make fun of the fact that we have one of the highest crime rates.

Oh and you should also make fun of the fact you spend 20% more on food and 40% more on housing in Orange county than we do in St. Louis. That will really get us good.

Troll in disguise.

/grabs flamethrower

"Since when did people from the Midwest start talking like they were from the south? "

LA isn't known for a good education system or a firm grip on reality.