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  • 6/20/12
By popular demand (meaning that 1 person asked for it) :ha: presenting:
The Yankee board Honeymooners thread!
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She "slipped"? I wish I could slip like that -- I'd be playing CF for the New York Giants.
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I don't care if you don't have confidence in me, because I have enough confidence in me for the both of us....
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Thanks! I already feel the healing vibes beginning to wash over me.
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"Dr. Norton is the only person in the world who has a cure for arterial monochromia"....
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ALICE:

"Oh, Ralph, being investigated is not the end of the world. You are not the first person to have ever been investigated."

NORTON:

"You're darn right. The jails are full of 'em!"

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  • 6/20/12

nice!

(see how easy it is....) :ha:

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Dizzy Dean warms up before he pitches, I warm up before I play the piano....
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I can still remember some favorite lines...
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Norton:

"Ralph, mind if I smoke?"

Ralph:

"I don't care if you burn."

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"Mr. Kramden, do you think you could cover second base?"

-- "You're looking at a man who can cover the infield, the outfield, and four sections of the bleachers."

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Loved the fat jokes!

RALPH:

"That's it, Norton. You and I are through. When you see me coming down the street, move to the other side."

NORTON:

"When you're coming down the street, there AIN'T no other side!"

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  • 6/20/12
I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton
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(sorry.....I'm not LOOSING a daughter....)
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LOL! That's even better! Yet another...

RALPH:

"Why is there only one pair of my pants in this drawer?"

ALICE:

"Because one pair of your pants is all that'll fit in that drawer."

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  • 6/21/12

Norton, did you ever see pictures of when *I* weighted 165 pounds?

No Ralph, I never did see any of your baby pictures. :-)

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  • 6/21/12

Who wrote "Swanee River"?

"Ed Norton?"

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"It won't hurt me to wait a couple of hours to eat."

"No, it won't hurt you, but it will be tough on the farmers."

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  • 6/21/12
"YOU....are a BLABBER MOUTH!!! A BLAAA BBER MOUTH!!!!! YOU!!! BLABBER MOUTH!!!! OUT!!!!! OUUUUUTTTT!!!! BLAAA BBER MOUTH!!!!!"
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  • 6/21/12

Ralph to Alice: You don't keep up with the latest developments.

Alice: I don't keep up with the latest developments. Who lets out your pants every other day?

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