"Oh, Ralph, being investigated is not the end of the world. You are not the first person to have ever been investigated."
"You're darn right. The jails are full of 'em!"
(see how easy it is....) :ha:
"Ralph, mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you burn."
"Mr. Kramden, do you think you could cover second base?"
-- "You're looking at a man who can cover the infield, the outfield, and four sections of the bleachers."
Loved the fat jokes!
"That's it, Norton. You and I are through. When you see me coming down the street, move to the other side."
"When you're coming down the street, there AIN'T no other side!"
LOL! That's even better! Yet another...
"Why is there only one pair of my pants in this drawer?"
"Because one pair of your pants is all that'll fit in that drawer."
Norton, did you ever see pictures of when *I* weighted 165 pounds?
No Ralph, I never did see any of your baby pictures. :-)
Who wrote "Swanee River"?
"It won't hurt me to wait a couple of hours to eat."
"No, it won't hurt you, but it will be tough on the farmers."
Ralph to Alice: You don't keep up with the latest developments.
Alice: I don't keep up with the latest developments. Who lets out your pants every other day?