Former New York Mamoths Catcher, Bruce Pearson has passed away after a long illness. his battery mate Henry Wiggens praised him as "one of the finest men he'd ever known".

To be fair, people say that about every person that dies...

Well almost everyone.

Take Brietbart for example.

*lights political fuse and runs*

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WOW, what a douch bag you are! It takes balls for someone to even say what you said.<!---->

His back up catcher Piney Woods sang a beautiful rendition of 'Bang the Drum Slowly' at his funeral.