The Philippines.
Home of docile, pretty young wives for sad, lonely, socially awkward middle aged American men.
I knew some other country had the same independence day at the U.S. Thankfully it isn't a basket case nation like Liberia.
I was watching a series on television called The Revolutionary War, produced in 2005. They were talking about the Tea Tax and how the Crown said it wasn't a tax, but an importer's fee. And the voiceover said, "But the Colonists knew a tax was a tax, no matter what it was called."
Some things never change . . .
Now if you'll excuse me, my lovely wife Carmen is making up a batch of pancit.