I love uneducated people.
One morning my dad said that Pedro Martinez would lead the Phillies to a victory in game 2. I told him that Martinez wasn't good anymore, and that 10 years ago he was one of the best. I also had zero confidence in him pitching better than Burnett. You know his argument for Martinez being good? He's a "veteran".
So i asked him, "who cares how much experience you have when you aren't any good?"
Him: "Just stop. You sound like a grade 1er who doesn't know what he's talking about."
And so the next day I went on to rub it in his face. All he said was "just stop. okay, stop it. Just stop."
I swear to god I'm not making this up. It was hilarious. Maybe at that situation I should have asked him if he proffered Adam Eaton over Rick Porcello because he's a "veteran".............