What? There are ZERO evolutionists out there that have an explanation for this?
What I’m saying is: By our calendar the earth has only been in existence 4000-6000 years; therefore it is WRONG to say that the earth has been in existence for millions of years, just as it would be futile to say that the earth is millions of years old. Why? LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY! First of all, as I mentioned in my earlier posts; "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" spoke EVERYTHING into existence.
According to "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" WORD, "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" did not create a BABY CHILD when he created the MAN ADAM. I say this again: "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" did not create a BABY CHILD when he created the MAN ADAM. "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" bypassed evolution! I ask you why is this relevant in how old the earth is? Well Adam went from babyhood to manhood in a creative process. Within this creative process "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" placed AGE on Adam, yet Adam was BRAND SPANKING NEW!
You say well how can he be a man instead of a baby? Does one not have to be older than a baby if he be a man? Add up the years from babyhood to manhood that ADAM DID NOT LIVE and you will understand what I’m talking about. Boiiing! What happened to all those years? Earth, what happened to all those years, right? THEREFORE, EVERYONE SHOULD CAST THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION AND NEANDERTHALISM OUT THE WINDOW! So since "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" placed age on Adam, did he not place age on all the animals? What about the earth, stars, and so on and so forth? Did he not therefore place age on them as well? Do you see why it would be futile to say that the earth is millions of years old? Is it not a part of "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" creative process?
You can say that Adam was created BRAND SPANKING NEW and his age was roughly around 20 years old. The EARTH was created BRAND SPANKING NEW and the age is what? See what I’m saying? The same thing goes for everything that "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" created.
Like Adam, in order to set the whole universe up FOR MAN; "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" bypassed evolution! "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" took it a step further and CREATED it. By doing so, like Adam, he placed age on EVERYTHING so therefore it would be futile to say that the earth or anything else for that matter is millions of years old. Understand? It would all be a part of the creative process. In the BEGINNING the earth was CREATED and did not EVOLVE! You would be WRONG to believe that the earth has been in existence for millions of years, just as you would be wrong to say that man or any animal has been in existence for millions of years.
If you are a Christian then why wouldn’t you believe this? Adam was CREATED 4000-6000 years ago and man has been in existence that long, but the exact age of Adam at the time of his creation only "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" knows. The earth and stars were CREATED 4000-6000 years ago and has been in existence that long, but the exact age of them at the time of creation only "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" knows. Also remember that everything "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" created was intended to be FOREVER!
If you believe in "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" then you understand why CREATION needs to be taught in the schools, not EVOLUTION! Just as man did not evolve, neither did the earth or the universe. It all was CREATED in one fell swoop by "The Invisible Pink Unicorn"!
Therefore, if you take a fossil rock and claim that it is 4.4 million years old, you must also ask yourself how long has it been in existence. Age and existence ARE TWO SEPARATE THINGS! Also, when a bone is fossilized what does that tell you? It rested in the sediment that had been created 4000-6000 years ago but the age of that sediment can be greater. That would mean that the age of the bone would be greater as well! It’s like Adam’s babyhood years that didn’t exist, so how can Adam be 20 years old? Therefore age is: It is all part of "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" creative process! Hey, I’ve given somebody the information to write a book and set humanity straight! Take it and go with it!
Secular scientists have unwittingly proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" created THE UNIVERSE! The whole purpose of this post is to REJOICE with you all in PRAISING "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" for his MARVELOUS CREATIVE POWER! "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" truly is GREAT and MAGNIFICANT! Thank you "The Invisible Pink Unicorn" for the NEVERENDING VASTNESS of our universe! It THRILLS me to be the one to share all this with the people! HALLELUJAH!
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