Sorry. It just isn't part of the "plan". I'm not quite sure what Sandy's plan is...but it's either to grab the overall #1 draft choice in 2013...or beat the 120 loss mark set by the 1962 Mets...maybe both.
So sit back and watch an unwatchable team. Enjoy the pain. The masochist here do.
I wonder what ever happened to the idea that you're supposed to try to win? Just asking, because I know it's not part of the plan either.