Dickey + Niese = Reyes + D'Arnaud + Gose + Snydergaard
Or hang up the phone. We can't deal 2/5ths of our rotation which includes a Cy Young Award winner and a cheap, signed for long-term solid #2-3 pitcher for just Reyes and D'Arnaud...
Because Jose is still a Major League Top-3 shortstop. And Tejada can't bat leadoff. That's why.
Why the potty mouth? It's all in good fun, bro..