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    • A Holiday Season Mets Song
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  • 12/8/12
  • JoseJose

(Sung to the Tune of "Do You Hear What I Hear" - it really works best if you have a chorus repeat the "Who will play the outfield?" part just as the real song does with the "Do you hear what I hear?" part.

Title - Who Will Play the Outfield?

Said the one GM, to the other three:
Who will play the outfield? (Who will play the outfield?)
Let's call Torres back, maybe he'll play for free
Who will play the outfield? (Who will play the outfield?)

No stars, No stars,
Fred and Jeff lowered the bar
We can only afford Torres-like fools
It's ensured, that we're go-ing to lose

Looks like soon, Fred will hold open tryouts
Who will play the outfield? (Who will play the outfield?)
Sandy's called A - A - R - P and the girl scouts
Who will play the outfield? (Who will play the outfield?)

Payroll, payroll
It keeps sinking like a stone
Despite no catcher, no outfield, or relief
So for Met fans, it's years more of grief

Said the angry Met fan calling on the FAN,
Who will play the outfield? (Who will play the outfield?)
Can we sign someone, what's the *@$!-ing plan??!!!
Who will play the outfield? (Who will play the outfield?)

Some scrubs, who stink
Minor-leaguers on the brink
With no power, no speed or other tools
Fred and Sandy
must take....us for fools!


Edited 12/8/12   by  JoseJose
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  • 12/8/12
  • vbch
They could build a snowman in RF and he'd probably be better than Duda. Happy Holidays!
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  • 12/8/12
  • robrock30

Please don't go - KC & the Sunshine Band

Special request by the FO for David Wright

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cE5qhJDhGc


Edited 12/8/12   by  robrock30
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  • 12/8/12
  • JoseJose
Frosty definitely has better range than Lucas. Happy Holidays to you too!
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  • 12/8/12
  • JoseJose
Maybe that song is for RA too?
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  • 12/8/12
  • robrock30

No different song

Should I stay or should I go - The Clash

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  • 12/8/12
  • PrayedforBay
Snow does an excellent job of trapping the ball.
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  • 12/8/12
  • TheFriNgE
I wasn't going to look at this ridiculous thread... haha! funny stuff!!!!
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  • 2/11/13
  • JoseJose

In light of the "imminent" signing of Bourn with another team, I thought this holiday tune deserved a bump - hey at the time we had no catcher so at least they addressed that.

(Sung to the Tune of "Do You Hear What I Hear" - it really works best if you have a chorus repeat the "Who will play the outfield?" part just as the real song does with the "Do you hear what I hear?" part.

Title - Who Will Play the Outfield?

Said the one GM, to the other three:
Who will play the outfield? (Who will play the outfield?)
Let's call Torres back, maybe he'll play for free
Who will play the outfield? (Who will play the outfield?)

No stars, No stars,
Fred and Jeff lowered the bar
We can only afford Torres-like fools
It's ensured, that we're go-ing to lose

Looks like soon, Fred will hold open tryouts
Who will play the outfield? (Who will play the outfield?)
Sandy's called A - A - R - P and the girl scouts
Who will play the outfield? (Who will play the outfield?)

Payroll, payroll
It keeps sinking like a stone
Despite no catcher, no outfield, or relief
So for Met fans, it's years more of grief

Said the angry Met fan calling on the FAN,
Who will play the outfield? (Who will play the outfield?)
Can we sign someone, what's the *@$!-ing plan??!!!
Who will play the outfield? (Who will play the outfield?)

Some scrubs, who stink
Minor-leaguers on the brink
With no power, no speed or other tools
Fred and Sandy
must take....us for fools.

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  • 2/11/13
  • JoseJose
OK, IMO this is NY we should have got a proven mlb outfielder - could have done so without breaking the bank. We have a vast outfield at our park. Once pitchers saw Kirk they ate him alive, and Duda can't play the field. But no need to rehash all this - I hope Kirk hits well, he can field.
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  • 2/12/13
  • TheFriNgE

You knew I'd appreciate that! haha! It's like a Steve Somers parody. (he would approve)
I must admit, I am excited about the reconstituted Mets going into 2013, (a different way of throwing up?)

My pick for the outfield would be Mike Stanton, if we could get 'im. The problem now is that Miami would want too much, more than we can afford to give up. I'd like to see a Delgado like presence in the outfield, and with Ike, and Wright, Duda (if he can) and some pop from our catcher, we'd be set with the offense. I still think Tejada should bat 8th, where he has been consistent and very good.. a strength at the bottom half. (if the heart of the order gets on base, lets bat them in)

thoughts?

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