Re today's homepage story titled "Ubaldo remembers where he came from." Reassuring that he has total recall of where he was born. Few of us do, thus setting him apart. Another thing that sets him apart -- he usually FALLS apart in few first innings, a phenomenon coming to be known as Ubaldo Meltdown. Sound to me like good name for a deli sandwich. Maybe this would increase his popularity -- or decrease his unpopularity -- among the fans he regularly tortures when handed the ball.
Speaking of total recall, I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that the man who took the mound last night after a surprise "hiatus" of several months has difficulty remembering the name "Fausto Carmona." Fausto WHO? He could have been a tad less dishonest by pilfering "Fauxsto" as first name.