Okay...Matt Kemp just won a LoneStar Award for creepiest tattoo on an MLB player....
I wonder how his lover must feel, looking up at Matt as he's going to town...only to have her eyes drop down to the loving faces of his grammy and papa....EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!
One of the worst tatts I've ever seen!
"It's gonna hurt like <hell to have that tattoo removed when Deadspin breaks the news that Doris and Vernon never actually existed."
Now THAT was big funny. High brow references. Yeow. Nice.