Oh dear, i don't how many of you remember but i had a MONSTER crush on this girl at my local Rite Aid named Alba for the past two months. Well, over the past few weeks i've been growing more and more pessimistic about my chances with her. Each and everything i go in and see her beautiful face my heart rate immediately rises and the room just starts to spin, so badly that whenever i see her i can barely get a sentence out.

And the most gosh darn frustrating thing is that i'm 99% positive Alba has feelings for me, the last time i purchased something from her store she gave me the sweetest most tender look any girl had ever given me in my life. But of course, their was some bozo behind me in a rush so i couldn't talk with her too long.

At this point the situation seems hopeless, my nerves are just so frayed that i doubt i;ll ever be able to ask her on a date. So today, instead of going into Rite Aid to buy my usual weekly purchases i decided to go to Duane Reade instead. I entered the store with ZERO interest in chatting with any of the employees, just an intent on getting my apple juice and getting out.

But as i approached the register there was lo and behold ANOTHER PRETTY GIRL waiting to attend to me, lol. Her name was Sophie. Initially i didn't think about making conversation, since for all i knew she could have been completely uninterested in me. But as she was giving me my change, she made a joke! She was short two pennies and said "sorry love, is it ok if i shortchange you two pennies?" And i said, "oh sure, no problem." (And i made sure to give her a BIG smile when i said this)

Next she looks at me and says "be safe out there" and i said, "yeah, it's raining pretty hard. Well, have a good night". And then she looked at me and gave me a beautiful brilliant smile!! Oh geez, i walked out of that store feeling like a million bucks. :)

So now, my options have increased, i can less often to Rite Aid to see Alba (which might be lessen my nerves a little and decrease the likelihood that i'll be charged with stalking the girl, lol, j/k) and mix in Sophie once in a while. Truthfully both girls are gorgeous and funny, but Alba is slightly prettier IMO, so she would remain my first choice. Anyway, i'll keep everyone interested. Any advice/tips would be greatly appreciated. :)

Go Dodgers!

What's with you? Seriously? Last year you were such a great source of support, giving me tips on how to handle my date with Crystal in October. (Remember, the one where we ended up watching Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in her basement) and then you gave me tips on improving my physical fitness. (you advised me to adopt a workout regiment involving weights)

Then.......nothing for almost a year. Now, in the past could of days, you've been tormenting me with these Skeptic accusations. Listen Mutts, i already lost Kene this week, hoss666er too, so if you abandon me now it's will just make matters worse for me. I really need your friendship, more than you can imagine. Any chance we can go back to how things were originally? Please?

Honey, baby, i swear i only said hi to her, lol.

Oh, and incidentally, what happened to your face? LOL!

P.S. I know this is either Muttts or Skeptic, lol.

But seriously, i don't really appreciate this joke on second thought. Number 1, i never even knew Alba when i had my "date" with Crystal last year. Plus the date went nowhere, she pretty much only agreed to go out with me out of pity, and most of the night was giving me the cold shoulder anyway. Therefore i don't think Alba would be offended if i mentioned Crystal hypothetically speaking if we ended up going on a date.

And secondly, Skeptic or Mutts, if you knew the real Alba you would not mock her appearance, she's beautiful, with a sweet smile and a nice figure. On another board i refer to her as "Jessica Alba" lol, since she bares a passing resemblance to the actress.

Are you making fun of me to try and get in with the guys? I really, really don't like boys that do that.

I seen you come into the Rite aid a few times now and I'm thinking this is you because you're always shy but other guys that hit on me are more forward and stuff.

Do you wanna go out sumtime to a movie maybe we can see Twilight together when it comes out I luv that movie what do you think?

K I won't make a big deal outta that Crystal ho but stop making fun of me or I'm going to begin to think you mean it.

What's wrong with my apperance? You didnt make fun of me before tonite and you've been hitting on me at the store. It's okay if its cuz your shy and all. I like shy guys it turns me on.

I'm not even making fun of you, i was just saying that the real Alba is very very pretty. Not saying that you're not good looking in your own way, just that you don't look like my Alba.

And yes, i love Twilight, in fact i created a thread about it the other day. Have you read any of the books? Since you're a girl i would imagine you like Edward and Jacob, not so much Kristen Stewart.

And again, yes i would be interested in seeing a movie with you if you were real and living in the New York area. But since your just some rascal impersonating my Alba i guess that's not happening, lol.

BTW - Are you working tomorrow? LOL! I need to know what time i should show up to buy more.......umm......apple juice, lol.

Well, in regards to people you don't like i've always been taught to keep a tight lip and not say anything critical, but in the case of Crystal she rightfully deserves any negative words that come her way.

The girl was sending me positive signals one day, talking with me, playing with her hair, even touching my arm on more then one occasion, and then the next day she just turned into an ice princess....just distant and moody. I honestly don't even know what i did wrong that day with her, i was a gentleman all night and didn't even object to watching Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, so why just cut me out of her life from one day to the next is beyond my comprehension.

And lets be honest here, lol, YOU are the one that started hitting on me first. You and your "goodnights" with that sweet look in your eye made me fall for you. And yes, if you haven't noticed yet i am extrememly shy, that's why i haven't worked up the courage to ask you out yet! ARGH!!!!!

Wait don't go....i don't really care if you are a fake, i just think this is good practice for when i talk to the real Alba. Please stay.

BTW - Alba is at work right now (she told me she always works Saturday nights) so unless she's got an internet connection and computer under her register you good sir are not her! LOL!