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    • Augmented Reality: Chips in Player Shoes
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  • Nov-2
  • William_Shatner

There is new technology coming down the pipeline that will allow you to point your phone at a player during a game and pull up up to the minute stats using chips in the player's shoes. (MLB will probably find a way to charge you for it)

It will allow you to point your phone at the street and see what subway you are walking over.

It will allow you to point your phone at a parking garage and tell you how many spaces are available and how much it is to park.

It will allow you to point your phone at a bar or restaurant and read instant reviews.

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  • Nov-2
  • jack618
That sounds pretty cool.
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  • Nov-2
  • William_Shatner

It does. Imagine what technology we are going to miss out on 100 years down the road.

I want to be born again.

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  • Nov-2
  • djpro
I thought Shatner was immortal. It seems like he's been around forever.
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  • Nov-2
  • William_Shatner
I haven't even been born yet.
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  • Nov-2
  • jack618
Just become a Buddhist...duh.
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  • Nov-2
  • William_Shatner
Do I have to go to church on Sunday?
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  • Nov-2
  • jack618
I don't think so. I think you just have to stop being such a big bully or you'll come back as dung beatle or something.
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  • Nov-2
  • William_Shatner
OK, I'm in. Just shaved my head.
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  • Nov-3
  • carp4cy29
Yeah watch next step will be putting these chips in people, of course for "safety" reasons.
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  • Nov-3
  • RealFacts

"It does. Imagine what technology we are going to miss out on 100 years down the road.

I want to be born again."

You and me both. Though at the rate the world is going probably all we are going to miss is resource wars and terrible depression.

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  • Nov-3
  • Mrxray

I for one would be interested to see how that technology could be hacked and exploited.

I'd be sabotaging my restaurant competitors in the worst way. I could see myself inserting a fake review and poor food safety inspection results for everyone to see.

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  • Nov-3
  • buzzdawg
Oh no I can't wait 100 years for that to come out , anyway who's to
say people will still be around in 100 years ?????? can't wait that long.
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  • Nov-3
  • bayoucardfan
It will allow you to point your phone at any woman and tell you if she is willing or not, and for how much!
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  • Nov-3
  • William_Shatner
I think you should be allowed to LoJack your kids.
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  • Nov-3
  • carp4cy29
I hope your being sarcastic but i will ask you why is it you think that?
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  • Nov-3
  • William_Shatner
I know a woman that slipped a LoJack into her kids Jeep so she would always know when she was being lied to about where her daughter was.
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  • Nov-3
  • carp4cy29
Thats not right. What does that say about how she feels about the job she did as a parent??
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  • Nov-3
  • William_Shatner
I don't know.
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  • Nov-3
  • Mrxray

I think you should be wearing a tin foil hat.

I can see what you're thinking over this series of tubes we're on.

sheesh.

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