I think it was the ancient Olmecs whose giant-head carvings were measured to reveal startling predictions for the true date of the coming apocalypse. February 20, 2013 at 3:27 in the afternoon is the precise moment of a planetary alignment that modern astronomers have now confirmed. The Olmecs (who predate the Maya by hundreds of years and may have passed down much of the knowledge later misinterpreted by the Maya - leading to the incorrect date of 12/21/12) left tantalizing clues in the details of their sculptures which point to geologic and social upheavals unprecedented in recorded history.
Okie, let's enjoy these last few weeks as only those in the know can properly appreciate.