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    • OT: Feb 20, 2020... The End is Near
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  • 12/21/12
  • Okie4Cards

Finally!

It's Official!

2 More months ans I'm done with you losers!

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  • 12/21/12
  • Mahatma_Gandhi

"2 More months"

I see you used your own special made calendar again.

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  • 12/21/12
  • forschight
Yep, 2 months and 7 years and you're home free.
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  • 12/21/12
  • _LEFTY_
We just need to ignore him.
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  • 12/21/12
  • MrXray

ask him how long 2 months and 7 years is in "Okie Years."

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  • 12/21/12
  • Okie4Cards

All I've ever tried to do is be friends with all of you worthless dooshes.

2 more months and I'm done with all of you. I can't wait.

94 days to go.

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  • 12/22/12
  • forschight

I think it was the ancient Olmecs whose giant-head carvings were measured to reveal startling predictions for the true date of the coming apocalypse. February 20, 2013 at 3:27 in the afternoon is the precise moment of a planetary alignment that modern astronomers have now confirmed. The Olmecs (who predate the Maya by hundreds of years and may have passed down much of the knowledge later misinterpreted by the Maya - leading to the incorrect date of 12/21/12) left tantalizing clues in the details of their sculptures which point to geologic and social upheavals unprecedented in recorded history.

Okie, let's enjoy these last few weeks as only those in the know can properly appreciate.

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  • 12/22/12
  • Okie4Cards

Not a day goes by that I don't thank Queen Moo and the Olmecs.

It was the Godish Olmecs that taught the Mayans everything.

Thank Queen Moo, I'll get to finish off my bucket list:

7. 12 hour nap
9. Buy a swivel-hipped hula dancer for the dash of my 2005 Accord
10. Face the sky naked at 3:27 beneath the praying hands at Oral Roberts University http://www.google.com/imgres?q=praying+hands+oru&hl=en&newwindow=1&safe=off&sa=X&tbo=d&biw=1366&bih=667&tbm=isch&tbnid=TYfmFVJpqJNQaM:&imgrefurl=http://www.gather.com/viewImage.action%3FfileId%3D3096224744322533&docid=U1eHWH5UffLWqM&imgurl=http://media-files.gather.com/images/d533/d322/d744/d224/d96/f3/full.jpg&w=550&h=412&ei=Z2XWUMjKFOLC2QWlo4GwCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=979&vpy=128&dur=2173&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=28&ty=217&sig=105181630560472566457&page=1&tbnh=141&tbnw=179&start=0&ndsp=36&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0,i:114 ) and give back this thing called "life" that I never asked for.

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  • 12/22/12
  • forschight

It is a far better mothership to which we return. So long, foolish mortals. We shall remember you with disdain while drinking deeply of the everlasting milk.

Moo

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  • 1/6/13
  • nlfan7

"2 More months ans I'm done with you losers!"

Does that mean that you are leaving the board to spend the next 7 years getting ready for the end?

You may as well stay, I think you can get ready in less than 7 days.

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