<http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/MIL/1884.shtml

A guy named "Lady" and a guy named "Mortimer"

Lady Baldwin...wasn't she one of the sisters on the Waltons?

What sisters ...the two old maids or the two young wores?

another forbidden word

the two old maids who ran the still

Rios played for the BrewCrew about 10 years ago , didn't he?

I don't know but I remember one of them kept pining for a beau that jilted her at the altar when she was young .

I love how Baseball reference has a lot of the advanced stats, lets study the WAR for players from 1884

Farm boys really skewed the WAR stats back in "the day"