May you wake up tomorrow with someone that looks better with their costume off, rather than on.

There is no special thrill in Halloween for Astro fans.

If you are an Astro fan, every game is Halloween.

Astros fans are used to Trick or Trick and never get the TREAT!

Yay! One of my favorite holidays.

Happy Halloween one and all!!!!!!!

If you're going to be out, be careful out there while your're driving around town. I'm sure there will be lots of crazy drivers, so stay safe.

HAPPY HALLOW

YOU WEENIES!

"One of my favorite holidays."

Mine too...I'm going out around 11p.m., EST.

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You never fail. Forget what Bortaz says about you. You're alright.

Don't be an enabler, Nancy.

Sorry.

Bortaz is just sour, because this was the only time his woman can look good.

Actually I am just joking Bortaz. With your charm, I am sure you have the most beautiful lady in the land. (remember do not over inflate her, even blow up dolls might be self conscious)

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Wow, that was wrong, but funny. But wrong...

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Wow, that was wrong, but funny. But wrong...
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Not really within the purview of a virgin to try to find humor in the women of men who actually get some. Don't worry, though, those two fine specimens with whom you played at Ghostbusters will probably be willing to let you give them a reach-around.

Ha. Early nomination for Thread of the Year.

The year's nearly over, dummy.

Two months away, son. The contest hasn't even started yet.

Nothing is gonna beat the king of rock and roll's "IMA BYE DIS TEEM" thread.

There was some thread earlier in the year that was hilarious, but I can't remember what it was.

Although I believe that I can safely say that it wasn't as the original poster intended...

Thank You for your support!

I actually place my vote for the person looking for Katie and someone else who had hit on them on the "internets"...but was worried about their sexual orientation!