I saw a werewerth with a louisville slugger in his hand
Walkin' through the streets of Southeast in the rain
He was lookin' for the place called Bens Chili Bowl
Gonna get a big order of beef half smokes
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Ya hear him howlin' around your locker room door
Ya better not let him in
Philly fans got mutilated late last night
Werewerths of Southeast again
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He's the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Springfield
You better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out Jim
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor
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Well, I saw Mike Rizzo walkin' with Davey Johnson
Doin' the werewolves of Southeast
I saw mike Rizzo walkin' with Davey Johnson
Doin' the werewerths of Southeast
I saw a werewerth drinkin' a pina colada at the red Porch
And his hair was perfect
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Draw blood
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